Cocaine Mitch Tank Top

"One of my proudest moments was when I looked Barack Obama in the eye, and I said, 'Mr. President, you will not fill the Supreme Court vacancy.'" Now, you can wear that tenacity on your sleeve (or lack thereof).

The "Cocaine Mitch Tank Top", inspired by Mitch McConnell's notorious nickname is more than a garment—it's a badge of resilience and a testament to political audacity. This unisex tank top salutes the Republican Senate Leader's grit and is ready to go the distance.

Fabricated from 100% recycled polyester, this tank top respects Mother Earth and mirrors the endurance epitomized in McConnell's tenure. The material is lightweight yet sturdy, emulating the Senator's unwavering fortitude. With a cotton-like hand feel, it's incredibly soft and breathable—crafted for those intense debates or simply for a laid-back day in the sun.

Weighing in at just 5.60 oz/yd² (190 g/m²), this garment is designed for comfort and mobility, enabling you to navigate the day with McConnell-like ease. It offers a regular fit, embodying the inclusive spirit of its namesake, to accommodate all supporters across the political spectrum. Each seam thread color is carefully matched to the design, reflecting McConnell's keen attention to detail and his disciplined approach to legislative affairs.

A sewn-in size and care label ensures that upkeep is no harder than navigating a filibuster, keeping your tank top in prime condition for many debates to come.

The "Cocaine Mitch Tank Top" isn't just an item of clothing—it's a sartorial salute to a political juggernaut, a statement piece that says you're not just in the game, but in it for the long haul. Whether you're stirring up a lively political discussion or simply enjoying a casual day out, this tank top guarantees you'll do so in style.

Join the ranks of those who appreciate a good political chess match by donning the "Cocaine Mitch Tank Top". In the words of McConnell, "The most important tool I have…is not my intellect. It's my attitude." So, don this tank top and showcase your resolve. After all, we're in it for the "Long Game".